tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7769158267288053176.post4763419310676837243..comments2023-10-15T03:36:14.133-07:00Comments on Sheaffer: A Donkey's Guide to Living Off the Landponymaidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02996833096239732307noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7769158267288053176.post-43534360851304699452010-05-07T17:13:25.279-07:002010-05-07T17:13:25.279-07:00Buddy, Buddy, tell me, what does 80degrees feel li...Buddy, Buddy, tell me, what does 80degrees feel like? It's so cold and windy this evening that Doc and Jack were both shivering when they came in so we had warm bran mash with dinner. Frost tonight and gale-force freezing winds tomorrow. I hope my party isn't snowed under. Will ship dandy lions asap.ponymaidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02996833096239732307noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7769158267288053176.post-13531989528024154712010-05-07T14:49:17.703-07:002010-05-07T14:49:17.703-07:00Sheaffer - SNOW??? Hurry and pick those danylions...Sheaffer - SNOW??? Hurry and pick those danylions and overnight them to me before the snow falls. We are to have nice 80 degree weather with wind - again!<br /><br /> Enjoy your weekend - pray for no snow.<br /><br />Your fren,Buddyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11356739227129758160noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7769158267288053176.post-77301249493163840292010-05-07T14:32:03.255-07:002010-05-07T14:32:03.255-07:00Buddy, life is so unfair. If I filled a steamer tr...Buddy, life is so unfair. If I filled a steamer trunk with dandy lions and sent it overland you might have it by Christmas. Our greenery has gone what Doc refers to colourfully as "todally mentil" and is nearly leaping out of the ground. Although it is supposed to snow this weekend...ponymaidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02996833096239732307noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7769158267288053176.post-5926951525585769132010-05-04T17:12:31.321-07:002010-05-04T17:12:31.321-07:00Hay Sheaffer - did I tell you we have brocoli and ...Hay Sheaffer - did I tell you we have brocoli and onions growing? I can't have those either - its just not fair. We do have lots of tree/shrubs called salt cedar and they are in bloom - but they don't taste good either. So i do have greenery - but nothing edible :(<br /><br />Your fren,Buddyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11356739227129758160noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7769158267288053176.post-1552363214873791502010-05-04T14:13:49.154-07:002010-05-04T14:13:49.154-07:00Buddy, ready your backpack and leave room for lots...Buddy, ready your backpack and leave room for lots of those Dandy Lions for the return trip. No greenery? Isn't that illegal? The woman says I would greatly benefit from living in your climate but how could she possibly run things without my supervision? And so I must remain here...<br /><br />Billie, I assume you have taken a month off blogging to plan the logistics of our botanical tour? It will take at least a month.<br /><br />BentBarrowFarm - poor, poor Bartholomule. I'm told raspberry leaves are quite therapeutic so perhaps he was simply trying to self-medicate? And plum branches - well, we have tried pear tree branches with the blossoms still on and I can certainly understand his temptation. Do you have any of those ^^%$%% Dandy Lions with which the woman does constant battle? They might soothe his ruffled nerves.ponymaidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02996833096239732307noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7769158267288053176.post-15251468170229293062010-05-04T12:31:31.432-07:002010-05-04T12:31:31.432-07:00Fenway Bartholomule lost his orchard grazing privi...Fenway Bartholomule lost his orchard grazing privileges after sampling the raspberry leaves and plum branches. He blogged about it at www.braysofourlives.com, but asks that it not be brought up again. He was very ashamed of having violated my trust. <br /><br />I'll share with him your tutorial, which may open for him some other avenues of culinary pleasure.Marnie Jacksonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03684203321955050447noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7769158267288053176.post-25621351256184282302010-05-04T06:29:10.074-07:002010-05-04T06:29:10.074-07:00Buddy, you would be an excellent chaperon. Except ...Buddy, you would be an excellent chaperon. Except that then Molly would demand to go along, and we all know that would turn the entire expedition into a media event!<br /><br />I suggest this:<br /><br />Rafer Johnson and Sheaffer go alone. We can trust them.<br /><br />Redford and Jack can hang out together either here or there, where The Woman and I can keep our eyes on them.<br /><br />Buddy can go to visit Molly, or Molly can go to visit Buddy. <br /><br />Well.... wait. If Redford AND Rafer leave, then Salina will be very upset. But if Jack and Molly and Sheaffer were gone, Doc would be alone.<br /><br />This may require a social coordinator to sort out, but maybe I'm making it too complicated.billiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18187141867284800597noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7769158267288053176.post-48884169659511131782010-05-03T18:05:42.562-07:002010-05-03T18:05:42.562-07:00Well perhaps if you all had a nice equine like mys...Well perhaps if you all had a nice equine like myself to keep an eye on everyone - there would be no trouble.<br /><br />So now - you have beautiful green stuff growing in your yard? Me - nothing but weeds - mustard weeds - they smell bad and taste even worse. Mom has planted trees and shrubs - but she says no Buddy those are not for you. Well I'm ready to pack my backpack and high tail it to your place.<br /> Dandylions - there is a street here called Dandilion but mom says no dandylions growing there :(<br /><br />Your fren in need of good tasting greens.Buddyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11356739227129758160noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7769158267288053176.post-6254767710430371552010-05-03T15:32:18.292-07:002010-05-03T15:32:18.292-07:00Billie, yes, I thought of the exorbitant cost of b...Billie, yes, I thought of the exorbitant cost of bail and fines if Redford and Jack teamed up to tour the continent. Their sense of adventure would soon overcome any scientific goals. Hijinks would ensue, the long arm of the law would be extended and you just know Rafer and I would somehow end up embroiled in the whole mess.ponymaidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02996833096239732307noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7769158267288053176.post-90596173790015489822010-05-02T07:10:09.645-07:002010-05-02T07:10:09.645-07:00The image of you and Rafer journeying with small p...The image of you and Rafer journeying with small packs and notebooks, sampling and sketching and making notes - that made me smile.<br /><br />Then I thought of Redford and Jack and a mild state of panic ensued inside my head. Can you even imagine the two of them on a cross-country adventure? The Woman and I would have to wire bail money on a weekly basis to get them out of the trouble they'd get into.<br /><br />Somehow I see the two of them wearing red bandanas and holsters instead of scholarly packs.billiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18187141867284800597noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7769158267288053176.post-30421318777546084552010-05-01T18:38:26.825-07:002010-05-01T18:38:26.825-07:00Billie, I think you may be on to something. If you...Billie, I think you may be on to something. If you could release Rafer into my care for awhile, he and I could travel across the continent, the donkey version of Boswell and Johnson, sampling and recording our horticultural findings. We are both so scientific and observant that the resulting tome would surely be the go-to guide for donkey grazing for the forseeable future. Horses tend toward the familiar when it comes to grazing, but being browsers by nature, we donkeys have a far more eclectic menu.ponymaidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02996833096239732307noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7769158267288053176.post-87929109388810989682010-04-29T20:46:52.030-07:002010-04-29T20:46:52.030-07:00Sheaffer, I can see the book deals lining up for y...Sheaffer, I can see the book deals lining up for you. A donkey's horticultural guide, a donkey human's landscaping guide!<br /><br />Here we would have to add honeysuckle, and the bark of tulip poplar to the sampling menu. <br /><br />It is my observation that horses tend to go for the big patches of green right in front of their faces, while donkeys search along the edges and the crevices and along walls and fences, in search of a rarer and more adventurous fare. <br /><br />The grass less traveled, if you will.<br /><br />Can't you imagine a photographic donkey sampling pilgrimage across the entire continent? Sort of a donkey's version of Bartram's Travels.billiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18187141867284800597noreply@blogger.com