tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7769158267288053176.post64652710119284835..comments2023-10-15T03:36:14.133-07:00Comments on Sheaffer: The Golden Garberatorponymaidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02996833096239732307noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7769158267288053176.post-28046332951242491112008-09-29T16:07:00.000-07:002008-09-29T16:07:00.000-07:00billie - clever, clever pony doing his best to def...billie - clever, clever pony doing his best to defy starvation. How sad that he must try to eke out a living on fruit-flavoured wormer. I too am an oppressed mass (the woman says I'm far more massive than I should be and not at all oppressed). She lies.ponymaidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02996833096239732307noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7769158267288053176.post-62735326552848085302008-09-28T05:38:00.000-07:002008-09-28T05:38:00.000-07:00Well, Sheaffer, you would be proud of the pony - t...Well, Sheaffer, you would be proud of the pony - two nights ago he busted the gate to the front field down (he was in the paddock sans muzzle) and proceeded to have a lovely night-time feast.<BR/><BR/>Salina, our 25-year old mare, was so busy eating hay with Rafer she didn't do her usual job of telling on the pony (her alarm call is loud enough to wake the dead!) so he got away with it completely!<BR/><BR/>Yesterday he even struggled to get his share of the cherry-flavored equine dewormer I was dispensing, which made me feel quite terrible.<BR/><BR/>The poor thing! But alas, he must suffer with the muzzle for another month or so.billiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18187141867284800597noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7769158267288053176.post-36922836508280446592008-09-27T11:33:00.000-07:002008-09-27T11:33:00.000-07:00Mr. Gale - the chocolate substance on shiny paper ...Mr. Gale - the chocolate substance on shiny paper was something called Caramilk Bar. She said she had to show it to us on your advice, and we thank you. I found it a bit odd but could possibly get used to the taste. Jack just curled his lip and walked away. The woman says no doubt I would prefer finest Belgian dark chocolate so I have requested she order me some. She said rather sarcastically that my tastes probably didn't stretch to something as plebian as Caramilk. She's quite rude. The paper is delightfully crackly but she wouldn't let us eat it. <BR/><BR/>billie - thank your for your commiseration. We continue to suffer but not in silence. Did you know a donkey can reach quite high decibels, even within the confines of a grazing muzzle? It's true!ponymaidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02996833096239732307noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7769158267288053176.post-67234956020682910182008-09-27T06:27:00.000-07:002008-09-27T06:27:00.000-07:00Our muzzled pony sends his condolences to the diet...Our muzzled pony sends his condolences to the diet-burdened Molly AND to you and Jack.billiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18187141867284800597noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7769158267288053176.post-47410994679996231102008-09-26T16:51:00.000-07:002008-09-26T16:51:00.000-07:00Sheaffer,Manna Pro apple wafers is as far as Dicey...Sheaffer,<BR/>Manna Pro apple wafers is as far as Dicey has gotten in the treat department, as they are NUTRITIOUS as well as tasting good....they are vitamin T...as in treat....if we need to get into this chocolate thing I may go BROKE in a hurry !!<BR/>Mr Galerobert5721https://www.blogger.com/profile/03859169776790967092noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7769158267288053176.post-69837209791147532212008-09-26T16:39:00.000-07:002008-09-26T16:39:00.000-07:00Sheaffer,PLEASE give us the results of the scienti...Sheaffer,<BR/>PLEASE give us the results of the scientific assay of the shiny paper with the brown chocolate on it....WE NEED TO KNOW....or should I say, your girlfriend Dicey needs to know....she IS waiting for your advice....<BR/>Mr Galerobert5721https://www.blogger.com/profile/03859169776790967092noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7769158267288053176.post-42355652000911331172008-09-26T08:58:00.000-07:002008-09-26T08:58:00.000-07:00ozarab - Jenny Craig is an evil corporate entity w...ozarab - Jenny Craig is an evil corporate entity who has made it her life's work to deprive people of food. She is a very bad person. In regards to humans listening - it's an absolutely hopeless task - I've been working on the woman for years and she's still as thick as a brick.<BR/><BR/>buddy - Molly highly recommends the bird's nest - says it has a slightly feathery aftertaste on the palate which isn't unpleasant. She also agrees with constant vocalization when in sight of food. Says it helps the woman to focus on the task at hand.<BR/><BR/>Mr. Gale - the woman is hidebound on the subject of our doing an archaeological dig through the garbage - but we have seen some quite interesting things go in there. Notably a wad of shiny paper with melted chocolate in it - we could have done some very scientific testing on that.ponymaidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02996833096239732307noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7769158267288053176.post-30135891494841107102008-09-26T08:21:00.000-07:002008-09-26T08:21:00.000-07:00Sheaffer,please give us a detailed report of the c...Sheaffer,<BR/>please give us a detailed report of the contents of the garberator's trash can....wonder if there might be another hamburger/hot dog thing in there? Please let us know !!<BR/>Mr Galerobert5721https://www.blogger.com/profile/03859169776790967092noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7769158267288053176.post-28370239885267218522008-09-25T20:31:00.000-07:002008-09-25T20:31:00.000-07:00Oh No - Molly on a diet - why is that Sheaffer - s...Oh No - Molly on a diet - why is that Sheaffer - she is PERFECT in every way. It sounds like her and I have alot in common - I talk like a mad man when food is involved - I'm very vocal as my woman calls me. I will eat just about anything - birds nest - haven't tried that one.<BR/><BR/>Give Molly my LOVE!Buddyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11356739227129758160noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7769158267288053176.post-9273174938905703302008-09-25T15:18:00.000-07:002008-09-25T15:18:00.000-07:00I approve of Molly's resourcefulness whilst on the...I approve of Molly's resourcefulness whilst on the trail. These humans don't realise that the bigger the stomach the bigger the hunger pains! Currently we are existing on what my human calls "the Jenny Craig paddock". I don't quite understand who this Jenny character is but it obviously involves very little food! She takes pity on me though and gives me more treats. She says I'm not as fat as the pony. It's still a rough deal when carrots are few and far between!<BR/>I will attempt to communicate your profound thoughts to my human. Have you noticed they don't often listen?? ::sigh::OzArabhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16032190150252642698noreply@blogger.com