Tj fer persident! vote fer me! i will be yer fearless leider! i am not afeared of nothing! mules rool, donkeys drool hahahahahahahah! owwwwwwch!
GET OFF THIS BLOG IMMEDIATELY OR THERE WILL BE DIRE CONSEQUENCES. I beg your pardon, bit out of breath. I was examining some interesting dried leaves and of course you know who had to sneak on here. Doesn't know what a "persident" is but he wants to be one because he must mimic every move I make. If he could just focus for more than two seconds he might be useful in extracting donations from the party faithful. He combines a deceptively innocent demeanor with the mind of a guerilla fighter.
We got some new hay to try and we have given it a unanimous hoofs down. Too flat, too stemmy, not green enough, not exactly like our last batch. The woman called us a bunch of spoiled ingrates but of course SHE doesn't have to eat the stuff. I may soon look like one of those third world donkeys who are all ribs and are forced to carry enormous fat men around. Life is a constant struggle but I try to hold up under the strain.