ole lard butt is passd out in sand ring so i wil rite my thorts today. he go zzzzzzZZZZzzzzsnork. hahaha!
Todae he showd me how to hav fun with a whelbaroe. you put yore hed in ther and pull hard and it go kerrrrash and everythin spil all over. maniak woman say "boys, boys, behav yorselves!" huh? what do that mean? ole donkey man sae it mean we are a oppressed mass an are slaves to a imperilist overlord. huh? i don care - itsa lotta fun.
then maniak spin doc in circules and i attak him from all sidez. then i get stuk in rope thing an maniak sa "boys, boys, try to behav yorselves!" that is mosly what she sae all dae. maniak an us is all hot an swetty when it finish. mor fun.
then maniak go and get metal long thing and stare at the groun and sa "i am gonna attak these weeds and kil them." see? she is krazy. she attak weeds and go puf puf snort and then she pul on one sooo hard she fal over bakward on huge butt. hahahahah! then she go mental an start talkin to weed things and dirt fly all ovr. she kil a few but many mor replace them. maybe she go totaly berserkk an they tak her away to a aukshun. its a bad place where i neerly go once. they turn you into meet.
uhoh, ole mans eye is openin. see ya.